Signs Of Stress
Symptom #1: Waking up somewhere far from initial sleeping position.
Symptom #2: Waking up still feeling tired.
Symptom #3: Increase frequency of fingernail biting.
Symptom #4: Increase frequency of eating at undesired time or larger than usual portion.
Symptom #5: Tension in the shoulder blade area/Feeling of bearing a heavy weight upon shoulders.
Symptom #6: Increase amount of time sleeping(usually not during night time).
Symptom #7: Decrease in bowel efficiency.
Symptom #8: The feeling of wanting to vomit.
Symptoms progress from #1 to #8 as stress level increase.
Origin of Stress: Unconscious desire to achieve what others deemed as acceptable.
Current situation: All the symptoms have been visibly confirmed.
Current course of action: /ignore
Efficiency: none-what-so-ever
Current status: Degrading of body delayed by repeated dosage of music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeVzyKv2KBs&feature=channel)
Work Efficiency: Unable to rate as body is going through rapid changes.
Author's Note: ..............................
Symptom #2: Waking up still feeling tired.
Symptom #3: Increase frequency of fingernail biting.
Symptom #4: Increase frequency of eating at undesired time or larger than usual portion.
Symptom #5: Tension in the shoulder blade area/Feeling of bearing a heavy weight upon shoulders.
Symptom #6: Increase amount of time sleeping(usually not during night time).
Symptom #7: Decrease in bowel efficiency.
Symptom #8: The feeling of wanting to vomit.
Symptoms progress from #1 to #8 as stress level increase.
Origin of Stress: Unconscious desire to achieve what others deemed as acceptable.
Current situation: All the symptoms have been visibly confirmed.
Current course of action: /ignore
Efficiency: none-what-so-ever
Current status: Degrading of body delayed by repeated dosage of music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeVzyKv2KBs&feature=channel)
Work Efficiency: Unable to rate as body is going through rapid changes.
Author's Note: ..............................
1 Comments:
I have to say! This post cracked me up, totally. Not that I am laughing at your misfortune of being stressed but you get what I mean lah right?
Now moving on to serious stuff! Are those symptoms for real? Cause, I think I've got them all. Yikes.
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